Pink Paws

My human made my paws less furniture destructive capable again today.

Not only that, but they're pink!

My dignity! My pride! Gone!

Just kidding. But why do my claws have to be pink?!

I'd have a chat with my lawyer. You know, if I had one.

Simba, seeking justice

Kittyfur

My human said:

"Why is there kittyfur on the carseat?"

"Why is there kittyfur on the couch?"

"Why is there kittyfur on my chair?"

"Why is there kittyfur on the bed?"

"Why is there kittyfur on the toilet?"

Hey, Simba spread most of it!

Snowee, spreader of kittyfur (alongside with my bro, Simba)

Dander Lion

One of my humans called me a dander lion.

What in the world is a dander lion?

So, my human showed me a picture of what a dander lion looks like, above.

Dander Snoweelion Definition: A lion-like feline with fluffy white and orange fur that likes to produce lots and lots of dander! Dander Snoweelions like to purr when they emit their dander onto the carpet.

Gee, I thought a danderlion was a flower.

Snowee, wondering where my human got a picture of a lion with dander that looks like me

Cake Flowers

Flowers. Yummy. Oh, not those flowers up there. Those flowers are for peeps' consumption only. Yuck. Who would want to eat peeps' food? (Besides the peeps.)

Real flowers. Delicious. I eat rubber bands, too.

Yes, I like flowers, but don't tell Snowee, okay?

Simba, eating beautiful flowers

Our 2009 Goals

Snowee's New Year Goals:

1. Eat a can or pouch of cat food. (I never have! My brother and I have delicate stomachs. :P)

2. Make friends with a dog. (Difficult, but it'll help me build character. =)

3. Catch a non-flightless bird. (That's the hardest one!)

Simba's New Year Goals:

1. Obtain interest in catching birds. (I don't, really!)

2. Learn how to fly. (You know, to catch them birds when I get interested in them.)

3. Eat a whole salmon! (Fish are good. I like fish.)

Here is a picture of us in the first hours of the new year.

It's an illusion; Snowee looks like a larger cat than Simba. Simba is condensed and Snowee is diluted! MOL.

From the blogging cats, Simba & Snowee

New Year Greetings

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New Year's Eve.?! Already? We're so excited!

We will try to stay up all the way 'till midnight!

Maybe...

Zzzzzzzz....

Oh, did we just have a catnap?

Heehee, sorry.

From the blogging cats, Simba & Snowee.

The 'Tail' of the Catnip Ball

This is my catnip ball. Solid catnip! Kinda expensive. My human bought it for me a long time ago.

It continuously got lost due to my batting of the catnip ball whenever I saw it. Eventually, it got stuck under the fridge.

When it was finally retrieved, it was placed into a baggie for good measure, and only taken out when I had to have my wonderfully sharp claws dulled, you know, to distract me.

So, this is what happens: Clip, catnip, nip, catnip! I bite when I get my claws clipped. I don't like it when my furniture destructive capable claws become less furniture destructive capable.

Afterwards, if I am good, I get to play with my catnip ball some more.

Then I favor the baggie more than the solid catnip ball.
I get tired and lay down on the baggie.Then I love my catnip ball again!

Simba, still catnip crazy!

Feline Fashion!

This is fashionista Snowee, here with the latest attire update of yours truly, and my brother, Simba!

Our humans bought a late Christmas gift for us! Clothes! A cat can never have enough clothes.

1. A shirt for me.
2. A shirt for Simba.
3. A hat to share.

This is I, with my new roses n' stripes shirt!

Fashion diva Snowee takes a lunch break! (From Simba's food bowl.)

I sure can strike a pose!

Ah! What's that? A penguin?

...

FLIGHTLESS BIIIIIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aerial view!
I know, I know, I can't believe how cute I look either!

Simba photo shoot! This is the first shirt that fits him. The blue sweater was too small, the striped polo was too loose, but this one is just right!

Like, oh my gosh! It's a rainbow penguin! I bet that's a rare species.

No wait! That's a rainbow penguin-cat! That must be a really rare species!

Whatcha lookin' at Simba? OMG is it a flightless bird?!

Snowee, staying fashionable and loving the flightless bird hat